glorious trolling of our glorious partner community dear leader addiction

Coach Meth McGee: what is caldern even supposed to be about
Coach Meth McGee: it seems really unappealing
hoog: its pretty bad
hoog: its too freeform and theres no defined storyline
hoog: basically its post hl2
Coach Meth McGee: okay yeah
Coach Meth McGee: thats horrible.
hoog: an unknown apocalyptic event happens and the combine put the remaining population into matrix-style vats in space
Coach Meth McGee: how does addiction feel about the success of 92nd vs the failures of caldern
hoog: they get out of those vats
hoog: and they roam about
hoog: or something
Coach Meth McGee: err..
Coach Meth McGee: huh
hoog: it literally has NO DEFINED STORYLINE
hoog: none
Coach Meth McGee: wow.
hoog: so i have to write one later on
hoog: and he openly says he's jealous and mildly angry
Coach Meth McGee: lol wow
hoog: Addiction - join caldern: who's this fucker
Coach Meth McGee: lol who
hoog: i pasted that to him
Coach Meth McGee: me?
hoog: yeah
hoog: i pasted that to him in an effort to be nice and honest
Coach Meth McGee: tell him that i'm some columbian drug lord
Coach Meth McGee: please.
hoog: obviously a false effort
Coach Meth McGee: tell him that i'm like
Coach Meth McGee: a the son of a columbian drug lord
hoog: hoog: my head admin
hoog: nice guy
Addiction - join caldern: nice my ass
Addiction - join caldern: i have half a mind to add him just to see how many times i can say fuck youwithout it getting old
Addiction - join caldern: he says that like there's a fucking rivalry between the two
Coach Meth McGee: and i legit gave you pics of stacks of coke
Coach Meth McGee: or something
Coach Meth McGee: lol
Coach Meth McGee: ill speak only spanish to him
Coach Meth McGee: or
hoog: hoog: he says to tell you hes a columbian druglord
hoog: he legitimately gave me stacks of cocaine
Coach Meth McGee: google translate spanish
Your chat with Coach Meth McGee is now a multi-user chat.
Coach Meth McGee has been invited to chat.
Addiction - join caldern has been invited to chat.
Addiction entered chat.
Coach Meth McGee: hola amigo
Addiction: yeah, is there any fucking reason you ask how i feel about two things which aren't even closely related
Coach Meth McGee: Lo siento si he ofendido a ti amigo, permítame compensaré a ustedes que quise decir sin ofender en mi declaración y me siento profundamente.
Addiction: i don't speak beaner
hoog: he said hes sorry he offended you friend
hoog: pardon me and allow me to compensate you (formal)
Coach Meth McGee: soy de Colombia no México bastardo racista. hay una clara diferencia entre los dos y reconocer su racismo.
hoog: i meant no offence in my statement and i am deeply sorry
hoog: i am from colombia not mexico you racist bastard
hoog: there is a clear (female) difference between the two
Addiction: oh, so you can insult me in english just fine but when i come in this shit starts
hoog: and acknowledge your racism
Coach Meth McGee: i no hablo Inglés, amigo hoog estaba traduciendo para usted Lo lamento profundamente, pero usted debe ser también lo siento por el racismo.
hoog: i dont speak english, friend hoog was translating for you (formal)
hoog: i dont know the rest other than sorry
hoog: but sorry something something
Addiction: why the sudden change from 'hows he feel about sucking' to 'oh im sorry amigo'
hoog: hes clearly trying to troll you addiction
hoog: maybe ill demote him this is ridiculous
Coach Meth McGee: yo no entiendo la pregunta?
hoog: you don't understand the question?
hoog: i rather
Addiction: you know as hilarious as i find this i don't think hoog's happy about being your personal formal translator
Addiction: unless you're just using google translate
hoog: i was literally dying laughing earlier
hoog: his spanish was terrible and i translated it in a non-literal matter
Coach Meth McGee: yo uso mi dinero de mi negocio de padres para financiar buen servidor hoog. hoog debe estar agradecido.
Addiction: i guessed
Coach Meth McGee: should i stop
hoog: i used my money in negotiating with fathers for financial goodness to serve hoog
hoog: hoog drinks be agriculture
hoog: that last part was fuzzy and google translate did a terrible job
Coach Meth McGee: google translate is shit in generla
Addiction: he's either literally retarded or he thinks i'm buying his shit
Coach Meth McGee: *general
Coach Meth McGee: im literally speaking to you in english after saying i didn't speak english addiction
Coach Meth McGee: im dying here
hoog: don i think im just going to demote you
Addiction: and that should concern me because? it isn't hard to guess that you were bullshitting after the message i got pissed about was in full english
hoog: this is ridiculous and we can still be pals and all
Coach Meth McGee: citizens we fight for what is right
hoog: but please stop bullying a close friend
Coach Meth McGee: a noble sacrifice
Coach Meth McGee: when dooty calls
Coach Meth McGee was kicked by hoog.
Addiction: he wasn't bullying
Addiction: he's funny
hoog: oh
hoog: i thought you were genuinely offended
Addiction: it's funny to see someone act that dumb
Addiction: hahaha no
Addiction: i'm posting this on my forums, this is gol
Addiction: d
hoog: anyway hes getting a demotion
hoog: please do that was glorious

Me talking to Addiction:
hoog: well moderator is still an admin and you claim to have a strong dislike of idiots
Addiction - join caldern: moderator hasn't shown any signs of idiocy and i think he knows now not to say anything to attract attention
hoog: he literally claims he cannot afford an alarm clock and has the second lowest ping on the server
hoog: do you not see how hypocritical that is and how big of an attention whore he is
hoog: lol she types up a fucking paragraph
Addiction - join caldern: she has somewhat of a point
hoog: its a well known fact that im emotionally fucked
hoog: and if she types up that big long paragraph then she clearly is trying to continue drama furthermore
hoog: lol my players are using this server as a fucking refuge because nobody is on mine
Addiction - join caldern: i think she wanted an end to the situation as there wasn't a clear end
hoog: that kick was justified again was it not
hoog: she continued after being told to stop
Addiction - join caldern: that one was but please don't kick anymore
hoog: yeah unless they continue drama like that i vvont.
hoog: how does nutscript's reason system work
Addiction - join caldern: it doesn't, apparently
hoog: Coach Meth McGee: how does addiction feel about the success of 92nd vs the failures of caldern
hoog: should i say anything
hoog: do you want an invite to the chat
Addiction - join caldern: who's this fucker
hoog: my head admin
hoog: nice guy
Addiction - join caldern: nice my ass
Addiction - join caldern: i have half a mind to add him just to see how many times i can say fuck youwithout it getting old
Addiction - join caldern: he says that like there's a fucking rivalry between the two
hoog: he says to tell you hes a columbian druglord
hoog: he legitimately gave me stacks of cocaine
Addiction - join caldern: you know i'm starting to get the unmutual partnership thing now when your admin's being a douche to me
hoog: i don't represent the views of my admins
hoog: i don't mean for this to be an unfriendly thing obviously
hoog: why would i go to all this effort to be unfriendly
hoog: i invited you to the chat so you two can duke it out without me going back and forth
Addiction - join caldern: i recommend you stay there because i'm not going to be friendly
Addiction - join caldern has changed their name to Addiction.
hoog: okay
hoog: join the chat
hoog: are you ending the partnership because of the views of my admin
Addiction: i'm not
Addiction: and it was your idea to end in the first place wasn't it
hoog: that was when i was mildly irritated because of shadow
Addiction: swallow
hoog: shadow is what he was originally called
hoog: nobody calls him swallow
Addiction: did he legitly send you coke
hoog: no but he does do a lot of drugs and his trips are hilarious on teamspeak
Addiction: so he's just bullshitting me
hoog: yes he's not hispanic
Addiction: send the link to him afterward
Addiction: i wanna see if he makes a forum acc and posts angrily

Sorry coach I've taken your highest ping award.

amazing.

We literally convinced him that Don is a Mexican drug lord.

So here's how this shit started.

We tell Addiction Don is literally a drug lord and that he's going to trace Addiction's IP then send gold plated cocaine to his home.

I say "all my programs switched off and on. huh, that's weird" and we continue talking to Addiction, making this shit up as we go along.

Then I have this sudden epiphany and I decide that we're going to tell him Don has control of all of hoog and his associates through Teamviewer. So I say "hello addiction, this is don." and change my name to "hoog - bueno fortuna" and get Swallow and Tealen involved. They do the same and elongate the lie.

We tell Addiction that he's literally in danger and that Don has done this shit before, convincing him we had control of our computers again.

Addiction LITERALLY CALLS THE POLICE. They question him and he goes offline for a bit. We think he committed suicide.

We continue this shit for hours. This was great. Here are some logs - I wish I saved the ones from Addiction's chats, but I didn't.

http://puu.sh/5xwJm.txt
http://pastebin.com/DgBhYufp

Addiction: i don't fucking care if you're sorry.
Addiction: does that change the fact i called the god damn authorities?
Addiction: fuck you, hoog, don, 92nd, whoever. i'm not doing this.

Internet killed humanity. All is lost.

why do you never connect to the server yet feel the need to post here